The three idiots(2)

There were three friends from IIT Madras and three from Anna University, Chennai. They were stranded at the Pune Railway station and were on their way back to Chennai.

So the first part of the journey was from Pune to Bangalore by train. The Anna people bought three tickets. The IITM people bought only one ticket. When the Ticket Checker came by, the IITM people all went inside a toilet and put the ticket out. So they got away.

They all got off at Bangalore. The Anna people were a little pissed after the incident. This time, they bought only one ticket. The IITM people didn't buy any. When the Anna people went and hid inside a toilet, one of the IITM people knocked on the door. Out came the hand and the IITM people took away the ticket and headed for the opposite toilet.

They all got off at Chennai Central. The Anna guys barely managed to make it there. They were now very pissed. The last part of the journey was from Chennai Central to Guindy station by suburban rail. This time, the Anna people decided not to buy tickets at all. The IITM people bought three tickets.

Unfortunately, there are no toilets in Chennai suburban trains!

The Three Idiots

Once upon a time in a forest called IIT Madras lived three close friends. Like everyone else around, they had gone through the rigorous training that one undergoes in IITM: mess food, shortage of chicks etc.. They say that if you can live through your B.Tech here, you can live through anything. So they had finished their respective courses; the Elec guy had decided to study further and was moving abroad for the same; the Comp Sci guy got a nice paying job in some obscure Bangalore company. the Aero guy was still looking for one..

So to celebrate the time they had at college, they decided to call some arbit freshie..lets call him Golguppa and “interacted” with him through the night. The next day on their way to Gurunath, they were kidnapped by the GCU. They had committed the unforgivable crime of ragging a freshie. They were soon tried by the Disco and sentenced to death by the electric chair.

So one by one, they were taken to the execution room. The Comp Sci guy went first. He was asked if he had any last words to speak. He said, “I believe in god. God will save me.”. They tried to electrocute him. But nothing happened to him. So they said, “God is truly great.” and let him free. The Aero guy went next. They asked him if he had any last words too. He said, “I believe in science. Science shall save me.”. They tried to electrocute him too. But nothing happened to him too. So they said, “Science is great” and they let him free. The Elec guy was the last one to enter. They asked him for any last words. The Elec guy replied, “If you dumbasses don’t plug in the mains of the Electric Chair, there is no way it is going to work!”.